Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought that juwelary?
Husband - Command not found.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning.
Husband - syntax error, try again.
Wife - oh god! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch. try with correct data type.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - default value.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown process detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - Access approved with not return value.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - Program finish successfully and malware removed. reboot now.
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